Pathan: Yaara Aaj Hamne Ek Aise Jabardast Khana Banaya Hai Tum Khush Ho Jaoge! Dost: O Khan Sahab Kya Banaya Hai? Pathan: Naswar Gosht!
Pathan (Doctor Se): Dudh Pine Se Rang Gora Hota Hai Kya? Doctor: Ha Dudh Men Calcium Hota Hai Isliye! Pathan: Achchha To Fir Bhains Ka Bachcha Kyon Kala Hai?
Pathan 1: Tumhen Pata Hai Ki Garmi Ka Ek Fayda Bhi Hai Pathan 2: Kya? Pathan 1: Vairi Simpal Yaar Sardi Nahin Lagti
Pathan: Maa Ham Bada Hokar Erfors Men Jayega; Maa: Beta Mujhe Kaise Pata Chalega Ki Ye Mere Bete Ka Jahaj Hai? Pathan: Ham Gujarte Vakt Ghar Par Bamb Fekega!
Pathan Ne Call Karne Ne Liye Fon Milaayaa To Aawaj I: "Is Call Ke Liye Aap Ka Balence Paryapat Nahi Hai!" Pathan: Koi Baat Nahin Meri Jaan Tumse Baat Ho Jati Hai Bas Itna Hi Kafi Hai!